Comments on: Silver Spring Extraterrestial Affairs Commission

By: Invisigoth

Invisigoth — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:39:06 +0000

http://www.xfiles.com/ Official X-Files film trailer here. I didn’t watch, I want to be totally surprised. I am soooo looking forward to this…

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:14:05 +0000

Hey! It's even been Vatican Approved!

By: Thayer Ave., too

Thayer Ave., too — Thu, 15 May 2008 02:50:36 +0000

Wasn’t that the premise of that great show “Third Rock from the Sun”– that they were aliens in human bodies, and were just getting used to all the stuff like sneezing and hormones and gender roles? Really, it just makes sense to have somebody designated to explain all this stuff when the aliens land. (Preferably NOT my sixth grade P.E./health class teacher, who was supposed to explain it all to us, but instead we just ended up having to square dance to “Thriller.”)

And Eugene Tooms was the CREEPIEST X-Files villain ever. Ever. I couldn’t take a bath for a month after he slimed his way in through Scully’s bathtub spout.

By: Bonifant More Sinister than Thayer

Bonifant More Sinister than Thayer — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:03:53 +0000

The flat worm of which you speak was, technically, a fluke.

EVERYBODY GO SEE BLADE RUNNER AT AFI!!! SPECTACULAR.

By: Springvale Roader

Springvale Roader — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:07:18 +0000

I’d love to discuss all this with you, but that Russian flat worm guy is backing up my drain again. Gotta go!

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:59:59 +0000

Awww, yeah. On top of the Millennium crossover, too.

By: Sligo

Sligo — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:54:21 +0000

Also, remember that Terry O’Quinn (Lost’s Locke) got blowed up at the beginning of the X-Files movie.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:45:25 +0000

My favorite: “Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.”

By: klaatu

klaatu — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:36:51 +0000

I was down at the park the other day and these two very weird gals were having this really weird conversation:

1: Yeah, I know they teach you how to stand a certain way, but it’s not efficient use of the architecture.

2: Well, I wasn’t supposed to be incarnated as a female anyway.

1: You’ll just have to get used to it.

2: How do these people stand it?

1: Humans? They’re born that way so it’s not as if they know any different.

Wow, Takoma Park explained at last! Body-snatcher space creatures took over and the hippies were so stoned they didn’t even notice.

Be on the lookout for trucks full of Pods, everyone. And remember, “they get you while you sleep”.

“… and all of my co workers call me Spooky…”

“Allright Spooky, I’m cutting you off, you’ve had enough to drink.”

By: Boris

Boris — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:25:16 +0000

very nice idea (X-files here we come) I support your idea for a civilian set of directives in response to the alien visit. Very funny indeed, can people who do not live in Silver Spring sign the petition?? You got my signature. I’ll get my friend who lives in Silver to sing it. hehe