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For the Record…

I could take out 23 of the little bastards before they took me down.

23

Try for yourself:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

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  1. Bonifant more sinister than Thayer December 14th, 2007 9:28 am

    m result: 27

    Of course you can’t get that many five year olds together in Silver Spring because the effing waiting lists for daycare are so long.

  2. David December 14th, 2007 8:33 pm

    I’m a lover, not a fighter. (But not a lover of five year olds in the Michael Jackson sense, mind you).

  3. Thayer Ave., too December 16th, 2007 8:58 pm

    Just an average day for a kindergarten teacher (except they’re not usually wearing a cup).

  4. rd December 19th, 2007 10:14 am

    So Thayer Avenue… why was your number 23? Would you not use a 5 year old as a weapon or would you feel “guilty” about beating up little kids?

  5. Springvale Roader December 19th, 2007 10:19 am

    I took out 28 of the brats. I would have taken out more, but they questions denied me the opportunity to rip their arms off and use them as clubs.

  6. Eric December 20th, 2007 10:18 am

    I’m shorter than your average bear with reach to match. I did try it using new criteria and maxed it out at about 38 or 39. All I can think of is Kramer in karate class with all the kids.

    “But we’re all at the same skill level!”