Question of the Day

This man:
- Has some questions.
- Is looking for hidden government money.
- Is channeling Frank Gorshin.
- Wants to give you free money.
- Is da bomb.
- Wants to find funding for ThayerAvenue.com.
Everybody’s seen Matthew Lesko around town. Not sure where he lives, but it’s gotta be close. Naysayers aside, I think he’s excellent. And there MUST be a way for the goverment to subsidize my blogging. Maybe I should corner him next time I see him.
Matt: If you’re listening, hook a brother up!
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He does live somewhere in Silver Spring, but I don’t know exactly where. I see his Scion XB covered with question marks driving around every once in a while. Maybe I’ll just tail him next time.
(Also, you really need to add this video to the post.)
I’m told that Mathew Lesko’s book is nothing more than the Catalogue of Federal Domestic Assistance (CFDA) which is a publication put out by the Office of Management and Budget that lists all grant programs offered by the Federal Government. My old office had a listing in Lesko’s book and dozens of people would call after one of Lesko’s commercials ran on late night TV. I think there are very few government grants where individuals are eligible recipients and personal activities (ie, money for a car, a house, etc) are eligible activities.
No need to tail him – I know where he lives. He lives in Kensington (20895) on Prospect Street in a house that the Government gave him for Free in 1989! LOL! Just kidding about the Free part. He does live on Prospect Street in Kensington in a house he and his wife purchased in 1989. The price he paid was way to high for a Government Loan at the time.
When working at a sign shop in Bethesda one summer I added a bunch of yellow polka dots to a black Honda that the car owner’s son wrecked and had just came from the body shop. It already had yellow dots on half of it. Later that day, Mr. Lesko came to pick it up.
A year or two ago I saw him in the men’s room of the Kennedy Center. I forget the show, but there was a long line of us in the men’s room during intermission, and Lesko walked in wearing that question mark jacket of his. He looked ridiculous.
I have to give him credit for staying in character everywhere he goes. That’s dedication to his craft.